the dogs want to see your tits!

In the 1902, Ivan Pavlov discovered that he could trigger dogs to salivate simply by ringing a bell. He started by ringing his bell immediately before feeding his dogs. Then, like all bastard scientists, he took out the feeding bit and just rang the bell. The dogs had attached the sound of the bell to food. This made them salivate at the sound of a bell, through no conscious decision of the dogs. These became known as Pavlov's Dogs.

My 6 year old son and 4 year old daughter have baths together. I'm no expert, but their nipples look the same to me.

In the not-too-distant past, men wore similar swimwear to women, which covered from the knees to the shoulders.

What changed? Why did we decide men could show their nipples, but not women?

Why do some people still get upset if women breastfeed in public? If the woman doesn't care if we see their nipples, why do we care?

And here's where the boob meets the dog: when the only time men see breasts is in sexual activity - pornography or the real deal, they associate them with sex. Breasts become arousing in the same way Pavlov's dogs salivated at the sound of a bell. Yes, men are dogs, sex is food, and breasts are bells.

By removing breasts from the public sphere, we have created a correlation in men's minds between breasts and sex.

Men can't help but salivate at the sight of them!

But if breasts were allowed in public in the same way a male is able to show his chest, would men lose their unconditioned response to breasts?

Is it worth a try?

I'm sure the conditioned men reading this will think it is...